The moment when you changed your answer during your 1-100 exam ...
AND WHEN THE RESULTS CAME OUT :
AND YOU’RE LiKE :
AND WHEN THE RESULTS CAME OUT :
AND YOU’RE LiKE :
And you’re just sitting there hoping she doesn’t call on you
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
Buying school supplies:
Going to school:
Happens all the time. I need a “sarcasm” sign.