AND WHEN THE RESULTS CAME OUT :
AND YOU’RE LiKE :
And you’re just sitting there hoping she doesn’t call on you
How I acted as a kid:
How kids act today:
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
Happens all the time. I need a “sarcasm” sign.
I took a sip.